Contents of Robert Zukowski's 70s videos TAPE 1 1978 KHI TV CH 9 Los Angeles, CA 0:00:00 Jokers wild outro 0:01:11 News teaser patty hearst returns to jail dr. william waddill gets new trial carter gives plans to 3 mideast nations 0:01:40 federated group: cassettes on sale (local) 0:01:50 Imperial Margarine (memorable) 0:02:20 Big Fella Men's Stores (local) 0:02:50 promo for tv show: "The Final Solution" 0:03:00 logo for KHI, warning about "mature content" 0:03:30 local "million dollar movie" intro 0:03:50 Ad for "slim jim" exercise machine (local) 0:04:20 Earl Scheib, talking car, 49.95 with $10 free metal work 0:04:50 Hartz two-in-one plus collar (memorable) 0:05:20 Marshalls (local) 0:06:00 Federated group: stereos for sale $128.88 your choice (local) 0:06:30 ad for book: "The Investigation" 0:07:00 Jerseymaid cartoon cow commercial (local?) 0:07:45 Ralph's, the super market, has Danola danish ham (local) 0:08:10 Datsun 810: we are driven (memorable) 0:08:45 Capitol Home Loan (local) 0:09:15 Bell Brand "natural" potato chips 0:09:45 10 O'clock news teaser 0:10:00 ad for movie: "Love and the Midnight Auto Supply" 0:10:30 Wallpapers to Go (local, cute) 0:11:00 Freeway RV Center (local) 0:11:30 MD Tissues (bigfoot claymation) 0:12:00 Ricardo Montalban for Chrysler Cordova (local) 0:12:45 Stouffer's new French Bread Pizza 0:13:25 Ultrabrite Toothpaste "proposition" 0:13:55 Winston tire co: Sam's Tires (local) 0:14:30 Kraft French Dressing 0:15:00 Beatle Mania ad 0:15:40 Lincoln Mercury Zephyr Z-7 (very disco!) * "put a charge in your life" 0:16:10 Orbit sugar-free gum 0:16:40 Good Seasons Italian Dressing (taste test a-la White Cloud) 0:17:10 campaign ad: Evell Younger for governor (local) 0:17:40 10 O'Clock News teaser 0:18:00 ad for movie: "If Ever I See You Again" 0:19:00 Dr. Scholl's air-pillo insoles (memorable) 0:19:30 Goodyear auto repair (cute song) 0:20:00 promo for tv show: "The Final Solution" 0:20:20 Yellow Pages ad (cute) 0:20:45 Coke Adds Life 0:21:20 Federated group: JVC Turntable $199.95 (local) 0:21:50 Dele'al Suntan Lotion 0:22:20 Security Pacific Bank (local, very cute) 0:22:50 promo for tv show: "The Final Solution" 0:23:20 10 O'Clock News teaser 0:24:00 Kraft Thousand Island Dressing 0:24:30 The Akron (local: sheets n stuff) 0:25:00 Ames Home Loan (local, cute) 0:25:30 Maxwell House (very memorable) 0:26:07 Federated group: cassettes (local) 0:26:15 Dianetics (local) 0:26:30 Recruiting Slim Jim (exercise machine) instructors (local) 0:26:40 Aaron Brothers art marts: frames (local) 0:27:20 News teaser 0:27:50 New Success Rice 0:28:20 Porche 924 (local) 0:28:50 promo for movie: "She wore a yellow ribbon" 0:29:00 10 O'Clock News KHI TV 9 carter sells jet fighters to 3 mideast nations patty hearst is back in prison Dr. Waddill gets a new trial (allegedly strangled aborted baby) 7-year-old girl locked in closet whole life 1978 KOAT CH 7 Albuquerque, NM 0:33:00 end of ad for Swingline staple gun 0:33:10 ABC Friday Night Movie intro 0:33:42 teaser for "Terror In the Wax Museum" 0:34:20 Timex Electric Wrist Clock (for father's day) 0:34:50 Triumph Spitfire Roadster (Orson Welles narrates) 0:35:20 Kool Aid 0:35:50 Levi's "Come On Little Trademark" (memorable, wild) 0:36:55 Dodge Diplomat "Diplomatic Reception" 0:37:25 Phillips Petroleum: The Performance Company (Orson Welles narrates) 0:37:55 Doug Henning for Minolta Pocket-Pak automatic camera 0:38:25 Stroh's Beer 0:39:15 Chevy Trucks 0:39:45 Sammy Davis Jr. for Alka Seltzer (great!!) 0:40:15 ABC promo: love boat, tomorrow's stars, nancy drew, lucan 0:41:05 KOAT CH 7 logo 0:41:25 Milk Bone dog biscuits 0:41:55 Pontiac Lemans 0:42:25 Tina Louise for Arrid Extra Dry (with "patented aluminum chlorohydrate formula"!) 0:42:55 Gallo Red Rose' Wine 0:43:30 ABC Friday Night Movie fakee 0:43:40 US Open Golf teaser 0:43:45 Ken Johns Lincoln Mercury: Cougars for sale (local) 0:44:15 Texas International's "Peanuts Fares" (memorable) 0:44:45 KOAT CH 7 logo 0:45:05 Pampers 0:45:36 Famous Photographer for Chrysler Cordova 0:46:05 Roy Clark for Wylers Lemonade 0:46:35 Aim Toothpaste (memorable) 0:47:10 movie promo: "White Line Fever" 0:47:50 Shower Massage: you won't have to return this gift 0:48:25 "Impress Yourself" with Colony Wine 0:48:50 Life Savers (cute, memorable) 0:49:20 Jaws 2 movie ad (Orson Welles narrates) 0:50:00 It's a Free Country 0:50:10 Datsun: We Are Driven (memorable) 0:50:40 Putt Putt miniature golf (local, cute) 0:51:07 New Mexico Ballet (local) 0:51:13 KOAT CH 7 logo 0:51:38 ABC Friday Night Movie 0:51:45 Bausch & Lomb soft contacts 0:52:13 Hawaiian Punch (cute, memorable) 0:52:43 Golf US Open scores 0:53:15 ABC Friday Night Movie 0:54:07 Teaser for Tomorrow's Stars 0:54:40 Lowenbrau: Here's to Good Friends 0:55:12 Freshen Up gum (he didn't know the gum was loaded) (cute, memorable) 0:55:40 American Express (Carl Malden) 0:56:11 Cling Free sheets (very memorable) 0:56:44 ABC Friday Night Movie 0:57:05 20/20 teaser -- cut off 1978 KBIM TV CH 10 Roswell, NM 0:57:25 Scenes from The Holy Grail 0:57:55 1978 Chevy Van 0:58:27 The Hair Man (hair piece - ridiculous!) (local) 0:59:00 Sen. Pete Domenici, home health care bill ad (local) 1:00:00 Holy Grail movie starts 1:00:25 CBS Late Movie 1:00:30 Aldo Cella "Chill a Cella" (memorable, cute) 1:01:00 Sears Allstate Insurance: compare while you shop 1:01:35 Starkist: Sorry Charlie (classic) 1:02:05 Anne B. Davis for Miracle White 1:02:35 promo for tv movie: CC and Co. w/ Joe Namath and Ann Margaret 1:03:10 VW Diesel at Cantrell VW (local) 1:03:30 Nancy Lopez for Valley Savings & Loan (local) 1:04:00 KBIM CH 10 logo 1:04:10 National Alliance of Businessmen: Veterans need jobs 1:05:15 CBS Late Movie 1:05:30 Tasters Choice coffee ad with mirror (memorable) 1:06:00 Pillsbury no-bakes pie mix 1:06:30 Subaru 1:07:00 7-Up "Un-Do It" 1:07:30 CBS Late Movie promo: Spellbound 1:08:30 Shout it out 1:09:00 Pledge 1:09:30 The Star (costs less than People Magazine) Osmonds, Elvis, sex, drugs... 1:10:00 Schlitz "gusto" "if you don't have schlitz..." 1:10:35 CBS Late Movie promo: Showdown at the end of the road 1:11:05 promo for HELP! 1:11:35 Roswell Brake, Alignment and RV Center (local) 1:12:10 Jim Bachus for La-Z-Boy 1:12:45 Roswell energy-efficient home for sale 1:13:35 CBS Late Movie 1:13:40 Sears/Allstate Challenge 1:14:10 Take the Nestea Plunge 1:14:45 The Hair Man (hair piece, local, ridiculous) 1:15:15 Roswell Brake, Alignment and RV Center (local) 1:15:55 Don't be fuelish 1:16:15 CBS Late Movie 1:16:30 CBS Late Movie (no voice over) 1:16:35 Ad Council: prevent child abuse 1:17:10 Ad Council: be religious 1:17:45 United Cerebral Palsy 1:18:40 CBS Late Movie 1:18:55 CBS Late Movie 1:19:05 Heart Association: stop smoking 1:19:35 "Friend" stop drug abuse 1:20:05 Payroll Savings Plan "I'm signing up!" (classic) 1:21:15 CBS Late Movie 1:21:30 CBS Late Movie 1:21:35 Roswell Brake, Alignment and RV Center (local) 1:22:10 Monroe Magnum: phallic shock absorbers 1:22:40 Sugar Free 7-Up: taste more taste 1:23:20 KBIM TV CH 10 "You're the one that I want" 1:23:40 CBS Late Movie 1:23:55 CBS Late Movie 1:24:00 "Friend" stop drug abuse (different) 1:24:35 Handicap Access: you get a tax break 1:25:05 Closer Look: special help for the handicapped 1:26:05 CBS Late Movie 1:26:20 movie promo: The Secret of Santa Vittoria 1:26:40 sign off 1:28:00 KBIM CH 10 exit screen 1979 KOAT CH 7 Albuquerque, NM 1:28:20 ABC Friday Night Movie 1:28:35 promo: The Pink Panther Strikes Again 1:29:05 ABC Friday Night Movie 1:29:15 Kal Kan cat food 1:29:45 Hefty bags 1:30:15 Dial: It's a clean dial mornin' 1:30:45 79 Ford Granada (cute, phony Inspector Clouseau) 1:31:20 start of movie 1:31:25 ABC Friday Night Movie 1:31:30 Sheer Energy Pantyhose: half sewn to other leading brand 1:32:00 Mazda 79 GLC: the more you look the more you like 1:32:35 Ultramax Shampoo 1:33:05 Florence Henderson for TANG breakfast drink 1:33:35 ABC Friday Night Movie 1:33:45 Lipton Light Lunch "there goes lunch" 1:34:15 Planters: "give up the chips and go nuts" 1:34:45 ABC promo: premier of delta house, love boat, fantasy island, repub. reply to president's state of the union message 1:35:15 ABC promo: osmond family show, battlestar gallactica 1:35:35 KOAT CH 7 logo, ABC Friday Night Movie 1:35:50 Columbia Record & Tape club, gold box, mime & cello, 14 for a penny 1:36:50 Halls Mentolyptus with vapor action (memorable) * 1:37:20 Ford Futura "now now now" (very disco!) 1:37:50 ABC Friday Night Movie 1:38:00 promo: Roots, The Next Generation 1:38:05 Ed Black's Chevrolet (local) 1:38:35 Sleep World (local) 1:39:08 KOAT CH 7 logo, ABC Friday Night Movie 1:39:22 ABC Friday Night Movie 1:39:30 Kleenex with Joann Worley 1:40:00 McDonalds Quarter Pounder 1:40:30 Clairesse hair color 1:41:00 Holiday Inn: "People Pleasin' Places" 1:41:30 promo: pro bowlers, boxing, ski jumping, driving (grand prix) 1:42:05 Mrs. Pauls Fish Lovers 1:42:35 Honda Civic (Burgess Meredith narrates) 1:43:05 Hershey: "Hershey is... the great american chocolate bar" (memorable) 1:43:35 Carefree Panty Shields for the "fresh-dressed woman" 1:44:05 ABC Friday Night Movie 1:44:15 promo for Baretta 1:44:25 Bell System Yellow Pages 1:44:50 Circle K (local) 1:45:20 local news teaser 1:45:35 ABC Friday Night Movie 1:45:50 ABC Friday Night Movie 1:45:55 Paul Masson's Emerald Dry with Orson Welles (memorable!) 1:46:25 Avco Financial "avco is me" 1:46:55 ABC promo: delta house, love boat, fantasy island, president thing 1:47:25 movie ad: Taxi driver. also ad for premiere of Salvage One 1:47:45 ABC Friday Night Movie 1:48:05 Winter Belongs to Best Food - real mayo 1:48:35 Agree: stop the greasies 1:49:00 Henry Fonda for Life Savers 1:49:30 Neo Synephrine nasal spray (memorable breathing squeeze bottle) 1:50:10 promo for news, loat boat 1:50:30 teaser for World News Tonight 1:50:50 video from TV PONG game 1979 KCOP TV CH 13 Los Angeles, CA 1:51:15 Casey Kasem for Continental Airlines 1:51:45 Colony chilled light burgundy 1:52:15 SEGO "good for my ego" 1:52:45 record ad: orig cast "they're playing our song" 1:53:15 Benny Hill 1:53:25 promo: the fighting seabees 1:53:50 movie ad: "Airport 79: The Concorde" 1:54:20 Subaru (cute song, memorable) 1:54:50 Henry Weinhart's Private Reserve (beer) (has arab joke) 1:55:25 promo: Evening In Byzantium 1:56:25 Fed Mart: generic products to save you money 1:56:55 Diet 7-Up "cheer up" (no aftertaste) 1:57:25 KCOP CH 13 logo 1:57:35 movie ad: More American Graffiti (Casey Kasem narrates) 1:57:45 Benny Hill intro 1:58:15 Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull (cut off) 1:58:30 exit from local news 1:59:05 Schlitz Light ("less") 1:59:35 Toyota Corolla (saves gas) 2:00:35 KCOP CH 13 logo 2:00:45 promo: the flying tigers 2:01:00 Thames logo and music (memorable) 2:01:15 Benny Hill 2:01:20 Mazda RX7 the more you look the more you like 2:01:50 Jack In The Box Jumbo Jack burger 2:02:20 Six Flags Magic Mountain 2:02:50 New Folgers Crystals TAPE 2 0:00:12 promo: Flying Tigers 0:00:43 movie ad: More American Graffiti (Casey Kasem narrates) 0:00:52 Reach Toothbrush 0:01:22 Fiat Strada (super mileage) 0:01:54 benny hill bit 0:02:05 movie ad: Amityville Horror 0:02:33 Grentzquell beer 0:03:04 New Folgers Crystals 0:03:33 Dodge Vans & Pickups (guy on rollerskates) (local) 0:04:03 KCOP CH 13 logo 0:04:12 Federal Express 0:04:22 benny hill bit 0:04:35 promo for tv movie: Evening In Byzantium (cut off) 0:04:52 KCOP local news outtro (cute synth theme) 0:05:33 Henry Weinhart's Private Reserve (beer) 0:06:02 Century 21 (Casey Kasem narrates) 0:06:32 movie ad: North Dallas Forty 0:07:02 KCOP CH 13 logo 0:07:12 movie promo: A Lady Takes A Chance, John Wayne 0:07:22 Thames logo and music (familiar) 0:07:30 benny hill bit 0:07:47 benny hill intro 0:07:52 Lucky Discount Supermarkets (local) 0:08:22 Wicke's Furniture (local) 0:08:50 ad for movie "The Villain", narrated by Paul Lynde (he also stars in the movie, and delivers the line "... and Paul Lynde".) 0:09:25 New Shasta with fructose 0:09:54 benny hill bit 0:10:08 movie promo: A Lady Takes A Chance, John Wayne 0:10:33 Dodge with rollerskates guy again 0:11:03 movie ad: The Muppet Movie 0:11:33 Coors Beer: "Taste The High Country" (memorable) 0:12:03 benny hill bit 0:12:14 Miller's Outpost 0:12:23 movie ad: "Airport 79: The Concorde" 0:12:53 Fiat Strada (different) 0:13:25 Perrier (Orson Welles narrates) 0:13:58 KCOP TV 13 logo 0:14:02 New Shasta (quick version) 0:14:14 benny hill bits (with music) 0:14:28 movie ad: Amityville Horror (cut off) 0:14:44 KCOP local news outtro 0:15:40 movie ad: Amityville Horror (similar to above but not identical) 0:16:11 Toyota Supra 0:17:11 KCOP TV 13 logo and rap 0:17:22 ad for British comedy act: The Goodies 0:17:37 Thames logo and music 0:17:43 complete benny hill intro 0:18:38 ad for movie: The Muppet Movie (different) 0:19:08 Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull (memorable) 0:19:40 Reach Toothbrush (same) 0:20:10 Thrifty photo processing (with "compucolor") 0:20:40 benny hill bit 0:20:34 promo: High Noon 0:21:16 Wicke's Furniture (local) 0:21:45 movie ad: North Dallas Forty 0:21:15 Schlitz Light (giggly girl at end) 0:22:48 benny hill bit 0:22:58 Dodge with rollerskates guy again 0:23:27 Lucky Discount Supermarkets (local) 0:23:57 Licorice Pizza (local record store) (with "1979" drums) 0:24:30 Coors "Taste The High Country" (different) "No Downstream Beer" (very memorable) * 0:25:00 benny hill bit 0:25:05 movie ad: More American Graffiti (Casey Kasem narrates) 0:25:19 benny hill bits 0:25:27 promo: "Evening In Byzantium" (cut off, but plenty long!) Halloween 1979 KCOP TV 13 Los Angeles, CA 0:28:02 Shake N Bake 0:28:30 McDonalds Sports Mugs (cute) 0:29:07 Ivory Soap: plain folks testimonials 0:29:40 KCOP TV 13 logo 0:29:50 Football ad 0:30:00 local movie music "Saturday Film Festival" plus teaser for "A Hard Day's Night" 0:30:47 Governor Brown ad (proposition 13) (local) 0:31:18 Tide ad with hidden camera -- good one 0:32:17 Maybelline Eye Writing color style pencils 0:33:00 Head and Shoulders -- it's gentle 0:33:29 "Biz Quiz" (cute, memorable) 0:33:59 National Airlines: "we're shining brighter" 0:34:30 Australian Home Economist Winifred Morice suggests you cook with real dairy foods, and pushes a booklet 0:34:59 "Crest Test" "I was a loser" 0:35:34 Evell Younger ad slamming Gov. Brown (local) 0:36:07 Scope "you awake with the worst breath of the day" (memorable) 0:36:35 Mrs. Butterworth's syrup (memorable) 0:37:12 Obsession, a board game 0:37:42 Malt-O-Meal "This is your Tummy, Edgar" (great! memorable) 0:38:22 "after these messages" 0:38:28 movie promo: Great Expectations 0:38:58 Milk's So Good "What good things go with Milk?" 0:39:30 Cascade (no sound -- but it shows up again later) 0:39:55 K-Tel "Let's Disco" album and book 0:40:25 Albertson's Supermarket (local) 0:40:55 Crisco Oil (memorable) 0:41:27 United Airlines Broadway Show Tours (I Love New York) 0:41:58 "after this" (local bit) 0:42:05 The World's Greatest Cartoons featuring lots of celebs 0:42:35 Federated Group: scary stereo sale -- halloween 0:43:15 "after this" (local) 0:43:22 Johnston's Frozen Pies "crust you can trust" (local) 0:43:54 Bounty with "Rosie" (memorable!) 0:44:53 GTE Phone Mart 0:45:30 Comet Liquid (memorable but not all that cute) 0:46:00 Secret Roll-On (cute) 0:46:30 MJB Premium Flake Ground 100's Colombian Coffee Rich and Mild 0:47:00 Zest Bathtub Test (memorable!) 0:47:34 TV guide - great sound! 0:47:46 ad for disco radio station: 1580 KDAY 0:47:54 Reader's Digest ad - same as today really 0:48:14 Malt-O-Meal (same one) 0:48:45 Weber's Plus bread 0:49:17 Toyota Celica - get a 78 at 78 prices "you asked for it..." (memorable song) 0:49:45 McDonalds Sports Mugs (cuter and different) 0:50:25 promo for Great Expectations 0:51:56 promo for The Damned Don't Cry - whakachaka! 0:55:08 promo for Call Me Mister - whakachaka! 0:56:40 end of promos, whakachaka, then more promos! 0:56:50 promo for Along Came Jones 0:57:23 K-Tel "Let's Disco" (same one) 0:57:50 movie ad: The Wiz 0:58:20 ad for MGA TV (cute) featuring Rex Reed, movie critic 0:58:58 The World's Greatest Cartoons (same) 0:59:28 Cascade (same but with sound) (cute) 1:00:30 end of Saturday Night Film Festival (local) 1:00:45 Success Rice 1:01:15 Comet Cleanser 1:01:43 Scott's Turf Builder (lawn care product) 1:02:13 KCOP TV 13 logo 1:02:25 Football teaser -- cut off 1:02:33 Get Smart: bit plus most of theme (cut off) Summer 1978 KBIM TV CH 10 Roswell, NM 1:03:40 end of Cascade commercial 1:03:52 Evelle Younger slams Gov. Brown again (local) 1:04:20 Grand Prix ad (cut off) 1:04:40 Roswell mobile home supermarket (local) 1:05:10 Miracle Crusade promo (wanna be healed?) 1:05:42 local news about a great white shark that got away and was big yeah RIGHT! 1:06:48 movie promo: Hour of the Gun 1:07:22 UL Labs ad: don't drop yer hair drier in the sink 1:08:07 KBIM station ID, music, sunset image, logo 1:06:43 Help! bits 1:08:58 Pizza Inn commercial (cute) 1:09:30 Nancy Lopez for Valley Savings and Loan (local) 1:10:00 Bounty with "Rosie" (different, cute!) 1:10:25 Cantrell VW (local) 1:11:05 Miller Waldrop Furniture (local) 1:11:35 Anthony's blanket layaway sale (local) 1:12:05 Magic Cow Float (dairy assoc - cute) 1:12:40 Kool Aid (new tropical punch flavor) 1:13:10 Jay Oldsmobile/Cadillac demo sale (local) 1:13:50 Good Housekeeping shop (local) 1:14:21 7-Up "Un-Do It" (different, cute) 1:14:50 Trop-Arctic Motor Oil (Orson Welles narrates) 1:15:25 Music World: reserve your instruments 1:15:51 Golden Crust sandwich bread (wurlitzer piano, cute, local) 1:16:22 KBIM TV 10 logo 1:16:36 Miracle Crusade promo (different) 1:17:05 Sugar Free 7-Up "taste more taste" (different) 1:17:35 Taylor and Taylor realtors: house for sale 1:18:15 Sign off music, star spangled banner plus patriotic pics 1:19:30 KBIM pretty pictures and sounds of birds chirping, inspirational message, then color bars.